I can't believe it! There's no poker on ESPN Classic until Friday at 500 am? What am I supposed to do. There's nothing better on TV than watching the 2004 World Series of Poker (hosted by Norm Chad!) for the 27th time. ESPN thinks the people want to watch college football. Who does that any more? I thought the P in ESPN stood for poker? You know, Entertainment, Sports and Poker Network?
Next thing you know they'll be showing pro football, baseball and perhaps even some tennis.
I can only express myself in poorly written haiku...
There's no poker on.
Look! There are people outdoors!
What do you do there?
